Late at night when the crowds are gone
I'm in the museum all alone
I see the guards but I have no fear
I'm going home with a souvenir
I'm an art thief
I will steal your Vermeer
Take it far away from here
I'll steal your Caravaggio
Put it in my Van and Gogh
I'm an art thief
I got more busts than a palace hall
I got more nudes than a frathouse wall
I'm in a different country every week
I lead a life of suave mystique
I got some Roman and I got some Grecian
I got some Warhol and I got some Titian
And just for fun one night in Greece
I stole a mosaic piece by piece
There's no alarm that can make me afraid
There is no laser beam I can't evade
The only thing in my life that's hard
Picking the art for my Christmas card
I got a Jaguar that's long and sleek
A different passport for every week
I love going to work each day
It's long hours but it's great Monet
I took the Mona Lisa on a date
Brought her in a couple hours late
Well you see I got the magic touch
Now you know why she smiles so much
A collection of tracks from the singer and multi-disciplinary artist's 111 collaboration series, featuring KMRU, Laraaji, and others. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 25, 2024